Life with Kelsey has been a bit rough lately. She is two weeks shy of turning three and boy, are we feeling it. The terrible twos never really hit in our household, so I think she is making up for lost time. Here are some things that make my three-year old throw a fit.
We gave her milk instead of water.
I didn’t put her movie in fast enough.
I flushed the toilet, instead of her.
She can’t get her shoes on.
Her winter jacket isn’t purple.
She’s not allowed to eat rocks.
No one wants to drink tea.
We forgot to buy waffles at the grocery store.
Starbucks is out of lemon loaf.
The cat looked at her.
Not enough bubbles in the bath.
She has to buckle her own car seatbelt.
She can’t kiss her brother when he’s sleeping (he JUST fell asleep, kid!)
Green beans are gross.
Green beans are good, where are they?
I gave the teller my credit card when she wanted to do it.
It’s nap time.
Dad opened the backdoor.
She has to wash her hands.
No one painted her nails.
We brushed her hair.
She can’t watch three movies in a row.
Her cheek hurts.
Her princess pajamas are dirty.
She can’t drive until she is 16.
I said, “Good Morning”.
My hair is in a ponytail.
The dog is wearing a collar.
She wanted to turn off the light switch.
It’s not her birthday today.
These are not gummies they are fruit snacks.
Someone is talking.
We ran out of bananas.